6 Signs that the Election is Rigged

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Mad Magazine just created this take on why Dumb Donald Trump think the election is rigged:

  • Hillary will appear on the ballot without “Crooked” printed in front of the name
  • Trump is losing, even though he’s repeatedly stated that he’s the best, greatest, smartest person for the job
  • Whenever a video surfaces of Trump bragging of sexual assault, the media acts like it’s a big deal
  • Hillary hasn’t yet been tossed in jail, despite Trump’s legally sound, brilliantly argued pleas
  • Debate moderators insist on asking Trump about things besides his beautiful buildings and impressive wang (they should have added his yuuge penis here)
  • WikiLeaks just published Hillary’s drapery order for the Oval Office

 

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