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donald-trump-official:Republicans: well, he may have taken a hostage and then demanded a ransom for his release, but we never gave him the money and in the end the hostage was released so this isn’t really kidnapping I mean, they may have had a bunch o…

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donald-trump-official:*fox news clip*donald-trump-official:Wow and we’re back to the fake news again donald-trump-official:*judge Jeanine quote*donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live …

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donald-trump-official:Wow and we’re back to the fake news again donald-trump-official:*judge Jeanine quote*donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live tweeting the impeachment hearings *fo…

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mr president when we invade the french what are we going to do about their harsh stance against programmed obsolescence?Look, programmed obesity is one of my biggest concerns. We can’t allow people to just program other people, that’s wrong. And we’re …

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mr president what is your stance on dogs being able to voteCanines, or dogs as I like to call them, should absolutely be able to vote. And if they vote for me they should get a treat, and if they vote for Joe Biden they should get investigated for vote…