Mr Trump, how do you celebrate your birthdays?
I throw this huge party. Absolutely massive. All these celebrities and family members and movie stars are there. Very exclusive, very hard to get into. Every year I serve caviar, deviled eggs, hickory smoked ham, smoked salmon, and pumpkin pie for dessert. All of it is prepared by some of the best chefs in the world, and let me tell you something folks… The food is to die for. Believe me, it’s the best meal you’ve ever had in your life. So good.
Then, after everybody’s had dinner and a few $500 drinks we all pile into my sold 24k golden shower and have a giant orgy