Trump: a wall will secure our border and prevent criminals from illegally entering our country! Illegal immigrants: *trade their laddders for plane tickets*

Brand new image of the freshly built BORDER WALL. We will not stand for open borders!!!

JOB OPENING AT THE WHITE HOUSE Do you want a fun, fast paced job working at the top of the federal government? Do you have a natural ability to lie your way out of a bad situation? How about a deep understanding of how to end justice department investi…

IN THIS CORNER! Weighing in at a staggering, literally unbelievable 230 pounds, he’s the master of deals, the king of debt, and half his campaign staff has an inmate ID number, DONALD TRUMP!And in the other corner! Weighing in at 140 pounds, she’s a fo…

Trump: I want $5 billion for my border wall Mexico: don’t look at me House of representatives: don’t look at me eitherBudget office: we can offer $1.5 billion and-Trump: if I can’t get what I want then nobody gets anything *shuts down the government*…

I’m making artists great again one smocking gun at a time

I’m making artists great again one smocking gun at a time

Trump: Now that John Kelly isn’t at the White House to proofread all my tweets I’m going to need one of you people to take the blame for every typo Group of inters: *bum rush the door and get stuck*Trump: well that lit a flambé under their ass

The payment I probably may have definitely not made to Stormy Daniels didn’t ever actually not happen but if it had I wouldn’t not be breaking the law because my lawyer who’s not my lawyer would be liable for anything I didn’t do. Totally cleared! …