Exposing the Idiocy and Incompetence of Donald Trump (aka. Donald Dumb)
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The senate: this whole “fair trial” stuff is so difficult, what with the witnesses and impartiality and unavoidable facts, so if if anyone wants to helps us out with our super fair and totally not rigged trial just let us know Lev parnas: hey guys I’ve…
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Lev parnas: yeah, everybody knew what was going on. The president, the Vice President, the attorney genera, congressmen. Literally everybody knew and was in on it Republicans: *start to choke on the groundwater underneath the sand*
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donald-trump-official:The impeachment train, only a few hundred feet away: *blows its whistle again*Trump supporters, now sitting on the tracks: hmmm, sounds like the end of the democrat party is fast approaching. Ya feel that? That’s them shaking with…
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donald-trump-official:Ok so honestly nobody knows exactly what’s going on here because this all came out like, yesterday, but to summarize: Rudy Giuliani is the personal attorney to the president, and he was sent to the Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe an…
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justanotherweirdusername:I… What? What’s going on over there?donald-trump-official:When you thought the Ukraine scandal couldn’t get any more crazy and then you find out that members of our government were planning a hit on a United States…
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When you thought the Ukraine scandal couldn’t get any more crazy and then you find out that members of our government were planning a hit on a United States ambassador because she knew of their plans
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And here we have the most powerful person in the United States government displaying a complete and total lack of knowledge about the process currently being used to remove him from office.
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donald-trump-official:The impeachment train, only a few hundred feet away: *blows its whistle again*Trump supporters, now sitting on the tracks: hmmm, sounds like the end of the democrat party is fast approaching. Ya feel that? That’s them shaking with…
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donald-trump-official:And no I am not claiming that Donald trump is innocent. Donald trump says he is innocent, and he has to yet to provide any evidence whatsoever to back it up. He refuses to unlock his phone, or call his friends, or give the police …
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donald-trump-official:Executive privilege Ok so imagine you are under investigation for murder. This is not a murder you committed, you are completely innocent and you know it. You know you are innocent because the murder happened at the bowling alley,…
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Executive privilege Ok so imagine you are under investigation for murder. This is not a murder you committed, you are completely innocent and you know it. You know you are innocent because the murder happened at the bowling alley, and you were at the m…
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Advisor: sir, I just got word that you are being investigated for murder Trump: WHAT? I NEVER KILLED ANYBODY!Advisor: well the police say you were at St. John’s theatre last night-Trump: no I wasn’t, I was at the bowling alley. I was with mike. This is…
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Trump supporters: we elected Donald trump to drain the swamp of all these career politicians who can get away with anything because their friends in high places let them do it and they never suffer the consequences of their actions Also trump supporter…
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trumpbot16:Hillary defrauded America as Secy of scat porns.
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donald-trump-official:Ok so hear me out for a second. There has been a lot of talk about impeachment the past couple days and I just want to try and clarify something There are only two things set in stone as of right now, 12/21/19 1) the house has pas…
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donald-trump-official:Ok so hear me out for a second. There has been a lot of talk about impeachment the past couple days and I just want to try and clarify something There are only two things set in stone as of right now, 12/21/19 1) the house has pas…
