Trump supporters: just wait for the inspector generals report, it will prove the FBI #deepstate is real and it tried to ruin trump’s campaign and make him lose the election Inspector general: actually, the fbi had no political motivation. Supporters:…

ALWAYS RESPECT THE MILITARY! PATRIOTISM! AMERICA!

I’m so glad one text message between two FBI agents proves the entire agency was politically motivated to make me lose the election. Just imagine if there had been two texts. The entire government would have been out to get me then!

scotlands-shyest:

Why the fuck is Donald Trump trusting the north Korean dude

After the Obamacare thing, the Muslim ban, the wall funding, the treaties ripped to shreds, the russia thing, the obstruction of justice thing, the alienating of our allies…

Time to prepare for my meeting with Kim!

Kim: thank you very much Mr. president, our peace treaty will go far to help end one of the longest conflicts on the face of the planet Trump: it was my pleasure. Now that we’re done here *rips up treaty out of habit*

Trump: *imposes tariffs on Canada*Canada: *retaliates with tariffs of their own*Trump: *teeets “VERY UNFAIR” then invades Canada*

I just feel like I’ll have a better connection with Kim, you know? Everybody keeps saying, “he hasn’t treated Canada fairly” or “he keeps alienating our allies” when I think I’ve been more than fair with them. More than fair. And if everybody is sayin…

Trump, at the G-7 summit: *talks about nothing but his nobel prize trophy case and commerative coins*

I’ve already secured the Nobel Prize why should I have to prepare for the meeting? That’s like studying for a test when you already have all the answers

Advisor, pounding on the door of trump’s bedroom: SIR! WE HAVE A BRIEFING ON YOUR NORTH KOREA SUMMIT THAT STARTS IN 5 MINUTES! Trump, fast forwarding through a fox and friends commercial: Brian talked about that 20 minutes ago, I can skip this one