Republicans: ha these witnesses don’t provide any facts, they are all secondhand hearsay. We want the firsthand witness to testify Democrats: alright, our next witness was on the July 25th phone call with president Republicans:
Exposing the Idiocy and Incompetence of Donald Trump (aka. Donald Dumb)
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donald-trump-official:Republicans: well, he may have taken a hostage and then demanded a ransom for his release, but we never gave him the money and in the end the hostage was released so this isn’t really kidnapping I mean, they may have had a bunch o…
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Republicans: well, he may have taken a hostage and then demanded a ransom for his release, but we never gave him the money and in the end the hostage was released so this isn’t really kidnapping
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This impeachment thing is easy. Republicans want first hand accounts? I can prevent those people from testifying. The call had a lot more in it than we released? I can just hide the rest on a secret server. Democrats issue a subpoena? It goes right in …
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2D chess: prevent first hand witnesses from testifying 3D chess: prevent first hand witnesses from testifying, and then complain about not having first hand information 4D chess: prevent first hand witnesses from testifying, and then complain about not…
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glorms:things getting heated in the trump fandomVibe check *incoherent screaming*
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ivalane:Jesus f*ck look at that. Bloody horrifyingdonald-trump-official:Fake news Real news I know, I thought fox was showing re-runs of the Benghazi hearings and I was Very Disappointed to turn to the channel to this “triple hearsay” nonsense
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Impeachment hearing: opening statements Democrats: this is what happened, this is what trump did, and this is what we want to find outRepublicans: the democrats wanted naked pictures of our duly elected president so we can’t believe what they say
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donald-trump-official:*fox news clip*donald-trump-official:Wow and we’re back to the fake news again donald-trump-official:*judge Jeanine quote*donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live …
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donald-trump-official:Wow and we’re back to the fake news again donald-trump-official:*judge Jeanine quote*donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live tweeting the impeachment hearings *fo…
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donald-trump-official:*judge Jeanine quote*donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live tweeting the impeachment hearings Wow and we’re back to the fake news again
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donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live tweeting the impeachment hearings *judge Jeanine quote*
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donald-trump-official:That is fake news donald-trump-official:Live tweeting the impeachment hearings That is fake news
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On this impeachment eve, let us all leave out our copies of the constitution and a shot of vodka for the lawyers tasked with defending the president
mr president when we invade the french what ar…
mr president when we invade the french what are we going to do about their harsh stance against programmed obsolescence?Look, programmed obesity is one of my biggest concerns. We can’t allow people to just program other people, that’s wrong. And we’re …
mr president what is your stance on dogs being…
mr president what is your stance on dogs being able to voteCanines, or dogs as I like to call them, should absolutely be able to vote. And if they vote for me they should get a treat, and if they vote for Joe Biden they should get investigated for vote…
