Another list of idiotic quotes from Donald Trump

Why aren’t we smart? We used to be brilliant.

The main reason is that politicians in general want their population to be stupid.  Donald Trump himself tweeted at some point: “I love the poorly educated”.

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.

When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?

When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet anywhere in Europe?  In order to export cars, you would have to make them competitive.

I’m not a schmuck.

Yes you are!

I do not wear a rug. My hair is one hundred percent mine.

This one we would have to agree with!  Nobody would buy a rug that ugly.  Not even Donald Trump would have taste that bad.

Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy.

Even if you’d have to say so yourself.

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.

And sometimes the worst investments are the ones you do make – should we mention Trump Shuttle, GoTrump.com….

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

Huh?

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.

That is a very claim to make when you have no intention of providing evidence.  Take up Larry Flynt on his offer and we’ll believe you.  Till then, any guy who have to brag about the size of his penis must have a tiny one.

Some people call me lucky, but I know better.

Sure, you got a tiny loan of 1 million USD from your dad.

I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways.

Donald, they are called gold diggers.

They’re sending people who have lots of problems. They bring in drugs, they bring in crime, they’re rapists. I assume some are good people. It’s got to stop, and it’s got to stop fast.

The list of US soldiers committing rape in foreign countries is endless and they were all send there by their government.  The point here is – is the US government to blame?

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.

And yet you make constant racist remarks such as:

Laziness is a trait in blacks.

Delusional arrogance is a trait in rich kids that inherited a pile of money.

A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. I think sometimes a black may think they don’t have an advantage or this and that…I’ve said on one occasion, even about myself, if I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage.

That explains the obsession with tanning beds.

I am the least racist person there is. And I think most people that know me would tell you that. I am the least racist.

That is just bad use of the English language.  For someone who knows “you know – words!” Donald Trump makes really bad use of them.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

Actually blame the Swedish.

It’s like taking the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team. That’s the difference between our leaders and China’s leaders.

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.

I am surprised Donald Trump didn’t launch trumper.com.

It’s freezing and snowing in New York—we need global warming!

The only problem is that most of New York will be submerged if the sea levels continue to rise.

People are tired of these nice people.

Partly true, nice people are often less entertaining than delusional morons.  We can all have a laugh at stupid remarks.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

And anybody would studied at the terrific Trump University would tell you that?

@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man—he made a good decision.

Now, it would be truly amusing if one of Donald Trump’s former or current wife would come out gay.

By the way, I have great respect for China. I have many Chinese friends. They live in my buildings all over the place.

Along with hordes of black people presumably?

I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

We suggest Donald Trump establish contacts in the Germany.  There must be engineers around still who are experts in building walls.

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people.

If America only had smart people, people like Donald Trump would be laughed out of existence.

Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!

America is in trouble because Obama spend a few moments playing basketball?  Hmm, you have got to be kidding.

How come every time I show anger, disgust or impatience, enemies say I had a tantrum or meltdown—stupid or dishonest people?

That is the question…

Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.

We thought they were your friends.  Black guys that is.

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

Well, he didn’t!

Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won’t see another black president for generations!

But if Donald Trump becomes president, the next one might very well be Mexican.

I’ve always been a fan of Steve Jobs, especially after watching Apple stock collapse w/out him—but the yacht he built is truly ugly.

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that @BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.

Is that the same extremely credible source who made claims about Donald Trump’s penis size?

I’ll tell you, it’s Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business. Or two words—Big Business.

It’s “two” Donald.

We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that fucking price.

Rosie O’Donnell’s disgusting both inside and out. You take a look at her, she’s a slob. She talks like a truck driver, she doesn’t have her facts, she’ll say anything that comes to her mind….I mean she’s basically a disaster.

“Donald Trump’s disgusting both inside and out.  Take a look at him, he really let himself go and the only way he could get laid is with the help of cosmetic surgery….”  There you have it – we have now put ourselves at Donald Trump’s level.

Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!

More votes equals a loss…revolution!

You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

 

Well, somebody’s doing the raping, Don! I mean somebody’s doing it! Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?

 

The more you know, the more you realize how much you don’t know.

 

The second-greatest day of a man’s life is the day he buys a yacht, but the greatest day of a man’s life is the day he sells it.

 

Buy companies only when you understand what they do.

Should we mention Trump Shuttle here?

All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

 

I get up, take a shower and wash my hair. Then I read the newspapers and watch the news on television, and slowly the hair dries. It takes about an hour. I don’t use the blow dryer. Once it’s dry I comb it. Once I have it the way I like it—even though nobody else likes it—I spray it and it’s good for the day.

 

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

 

And did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn’t get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy. I didn’t get angry once because I didn’t want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room!

 

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.

 

It’s amazing how people can talk about me but I’m not allowed to talk about them.

 

In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.

 

 

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