Trump: ok time to change the news stories *starts tweeting*

The news: *keeps talking impeachment*

Trump: ok let’s try this *pulls troops from Syria*

The news: *talks Syria and impeachment*

Trump: damn, i’m starting to run out of options *makes G7 announcement*

The news: *talks G7, Syria, and impeachment*

Trump: wow the media truly is the enemy of the people

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