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Poll math

Ok so the fake news polls show a 74% approval rating among republicans. If you deduct the 50 people they polled that were illigal immigrants, the 200 people they polled who are democrats and they call every time, and then take everyone who approves of me and mulituply it by the Freedom Factor (1.5% for every gun they own), then my approval rating is actually 99.2% among all voters. Everyone loves me!

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