Democrats: yeah well you’re not getting the articles until you establish fair rules!
Republicans: you don’t get to set the rules! We do! Why didn’t you get first hand testimony when you could?
Democrats: he was literally impeached for blocking the testimony! Call the witnesses!!
Republicans: that’s not our job! that’s your job! All we have to do is hold a trial!
Democrats: witnesses are needed for a trail dumb as-
The constitution, slowly backing out of the room: oh man I did not see this one coming