Democrats: yeah well you’re not getting the articles until you establish fair rules!

Republicans: you don’t get to set the rules! We do! Why didn’t you get first hand testimony when you could?

Democrats: he was literally impeached for blocking the testimony! Call the witnesses!!

Republicans: that’s not our job! that’s your job! All we have to do is hold a trial!

Democrats: witnesses are needed for a trail dumb as-

The constitution, slowly backing out of the room: oh man I did not see this one coming

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