Republicans, stranded on the side of the road with no gas: ok so what do we do now
Cell phone: *rings*
Republicans: *pick up* hello?
Democrats: you guys need gas? I’ve got plenty and I’ll run it out to ya
Republicans: yeah, but we don’t want your gas. We can get our own gas and drive our car the way we want
Democrats: alrighty then, just let me know if you want me to bring it out to ya
Republicans, as it’s getting dark: stupid democrats, thinking they can tell us how to gas up our car. This is our car, we drive it, we’ll gas it up however we want