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Trump: no I want this to be over with as soon as possible

Mitch McConnell: well yes I understand that, but the thing is-

Lawyer: mr. president, we highly advise that you have Jordan and McCarthy represent you during the trial, and that you do not represent yourself. With all due resp-

Trump: but I want to tell Nancy directly to her face that I did nothing wrong

McConnell, under his breath: oh god, we’re so screwed

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