Trump: *presses button on his desk*
White House secretary, through the speaker: yes mr. president?
Trump: Linda, could you please direct Jared Kushner to begin drafting another executive order for me?
Secretary: of course mr president, what is the executive order supposed to be about?
Trump: I want to demand Nancy Pelosi turn over the articles of impeachment to the senate, so I can be aquitted already
Secretary: I understand sir, do you want me to send him into the Oval Office?
Trump, while adjusting his pillow and changing the channel from MSNBC back to fox: no, the Lincoln bedroom is fine