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Republicans: we want a mistrial

Democrats: ummmm what

Republicans: you treated him like shit, so this is what you get. We’re gonna have a mistrial

Democrats: that’s literally not how this is supposed to work but-

Republicans: except you have absolutely no say in how we conduct our trial. There’s gonna be no subpeonas, no witnesses, and no testimony allowed from you guys. He’s our guy, it’s our trial, and he’s gonna be cleared no matter what, we’ve already decided on this

Democrats: and you really think that’s what “making America great again” is?

Republicans: fuck yeah it is #trump2024

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