Reporter: Rudy will you testify in the impeachment trial?

Rudy Giuliani: not only will I testify but I will testify to racketeering and money laundering and bribery and whatever else I need to testify about. Testimony is easy, I actually invented the concept of testimony. Hell, I’ll testify, transcribe it, and then submit it as evidence to myself so I can judge the quality of the testimony against my vast knowledge of mob boss mentality. It’ll be great testimony I can assure you

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