Let me tell you, Americans, what you should’ve known by now. War gets your leaders re-electer. 90% of the time works every time. Congrats with another 4 years of Trump and a pointless, wrong war to which not a single other country agrees with. Thanks for making the world for everyone less safe and much more shitty. Thanks a lot.

The United States is like a drunk guy at the bar who’s going around from group to group being rude and annoying, interjecting into conversations with his own drunk thoughts and opinions, and eventually getting so drunk that he wants to do nothing but fight, and as soon as he finds the group willing to fight he pulls out his pistol and says it was all their fault that he’s in a fight now and it’s all their fault he fired wildly into the group before walking out of the bar telling himself “mission accomplished”

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