Trump: we’re gonna have a parade of witnesses, believe me, and they’re all gonna come down to the senate and back to back to back tell Nancy Pelosi that I DID NOTHING WRONG. And it’s gonna be awesome to turn on Hannity to see all these people saying I’m completely innocent nonstop on the news and

Mitch McConnell: *squirms*

Mitch McConnell: actually mr. president, we want to try and dismiss the articles so you don’t even have to-

Trump: no what are you talking about, I want to tell stupid pencil neck Schiff that I didn’t do anything wrong

Mitch McConnell’s heart: *stops for roughly 2 seconds*

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