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Advisor: sir, I just got word that you are being investigated for murder

Trump: WHAT? I NEVER KILLED ANYBODY!

Advisor: well the police say you were at St. John’s theatre last night-

Trump: no I wasn’t, I was at the bowling alley. I was with mike. This isn’t right!

Advisor: should I call the police and have them talk to mike, so he can tell them you were at the bowling alley?

Trump: no no no, we can’t have that. Mike isn’t allowed to talk to the police because he’s protected under executive privilege

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