Advisor: sir, I just got word that you are being investigated for murder
Trump: WHAT? I NEVER KILLED ANYBODY!
Advisor: well the police say you were at St. John’s theatre last night-
Trump: no I wasn’t, I was at the bowling alley. I was with mike. This isn’t right!
Advisor: should I call the police and have them talk to mike, so he can tell them you were at the bowling alley?
Trump: no no no, we can’t have that. Mike isn’t allowed to talk to the police because he’s protected under executive privilege