Regular

Judge: defense, you may present your case

Trump’s lawyers: your honor, my client did absolutely nothing wrong, the evidence presented by the prosecution is wrong, and my client has been wrongly charged with a crime. Simply put, this entire process has been wrong from the beginning, and deserves to be tossed out *sits down*

Judge: …. and?

Lawyers, flipping through two pages of material: ummm, yeah, I- uhh, yeah, that’s it’s your honor, that’s all we’ve got

Judge: you’re not going to… back up your defense with any evidence?

Lawyers: no sir, we don’t want to validate this sham process, and we have the right to withhold that evidence

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