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donald-trump-official:

Arguing in court that the defendant has been charged with either the wrong crime, or a fake crime, is an interesting strategy that completely avoids presenting any exculpatory evidence to the defense

Advisor: did you steal my laptop?

Trump: no!

Advisor: but I see it in your backpack right now

Trump: well, i didn’t actually “steal it”, I just borrowed it without asking, so I’m not actually guilty of theft and your accusation is completely baseless

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