Mitch McConnell: we’re going to conduct the trial of Donald trump just like the trial of Bill Clinton
Reporter: oh, so trump is going to testify?
Mitch McConnell, internally: shitshitshitshitshitshit not a good move not a good move take it back take it back NOW
Mitch McConnell, to the reporter: I guess we’ll just have to see what happens
Surprise! The rules for Donald trumps senate trial are nowhere near the rules for Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial. It’s almost like Mitch McConnell lied