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WELCOME!!!! TO PRESIDENTIAL DEATH MATCH!!!

In this corner, weighing in at a literally unbelievable 230lbs!!! His toilet seat is made of pure gold and he’s sent 5 tweets in the past 5 minutes, the current president of the United States DONALD “NO COLLUSION"TRUMP!!!!!

And in the other corner, weighing in at slim, wrinkly 180lbs!!! His office was right down the hall and his signature move is "the point”, former Vice President JOE “TOUCHY HANDS” BIDEN!!!

This is a 12 round fight to the death under the bleachers by the football field, no weapons are allowed and each man is given three timeouts to consult the constitution

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