I’m declaring April sexual assault awareness month and we’re gonna kick it off with a play by play of the “grab em by the pussy” tape so I can explain how it’s fake
[00:10] ok so immidetely I can tell that’s a voice actor. All of them, actually. I’ve never heard any of their voices before. And that part about moving on a married woman like a bitch? 6/10
[00:30] that can’t be me, I hate furniture. My house is completely bare, believe me. And I would never violate the sanctity of marriage. Obviously scripted.
[00:45] I remember who that was. She was barely a 7. Horrible body, horrible face. In no way would I have reacted that like. This actor sucks at his job
[01:20] so they hired a comedian. Great stand up routine, the guy in the background is dying. It’s all obviously a joke, and the pussy line is just the punchline. I don’t even like tic tacs, by the way. Obviously fake with some careful editing
[01:50] body double.