Trump, handig a piece of paper to his advisor: I did it! I got Kim to give me all of his nukes! And all I had to do with withdraw all military personall from the pinnesuala

Advisor: umm sir, all that’s on this paper is the letters “IOU”. There’s not even a signature

Trump: don’t worry, that’s an official document. I had it stamped and sealed. I don’t need a signature, I trust him

Advisor: sir this is written in crayon

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