To whoever laid out my breakfast this morning: DON’T YOU EVER PUT THE SCRAMBLED EGGS NEXT TO THE BACON EVER AGAIN OR ELSE YOU WILL GET FIRED THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN FIRED BEFORE. I AM NOT SOME GARBAGE DISPOSAL THAT DOESN’T CARE HOW MY FOOD IS PRESENTED TO ME. SEPERATE THE PROTEINS!
This seems like the most appropriate picture to use with almost every statement that Donald Trump makes, even the incoherent, rambling ones that make him sound like he has early onset dementia.
Fun fact: this was my profile picture for the first year I ran this blog