Are you tired of having to travel to see the president speak?
Are you a die hard fan of the commander in chief?
Do you consider anything other than fox, “fake news”?
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Introducing our newly mixed, digitally remastered album, Trump: The Greatest Hits.
With songs such as:
•"Lock Her Up"
•"Drain the swamp"
•"Build the wall"
•"Bing Bing Boing",
This 2 Disc, limited edition CD set will fill an Alt-Right’s heart with pure nostalgia, taking you back to the days when trump was still on the campaign trail.
Forget about that libtartds twitter comment with “I will defeat ISIS in 30 days”!
Call people a cuck to “I will repeal and replace Obamacare”!
And don’t forget about “china”, Britbarts “#1 song to make love too”
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You forgot “Despite the constant negative press covfef.”
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!
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