In any other universe, the story of a doorman at the president’s luxury hotel being released from his NDA so he is able to discuss an affair the president had with a housekeeper that ended in a bastard son would be the #1 news story for a solid week. But in this universe that didn’t even crack the top 10 because he was implicated in a totally different affair in which he paid a porn star to be quiet a few weeks before being elected president

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