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evil-haiku-robot:

donald-trump-official:

Trump, sitting at the Oval Office desk: pew pew pew pew pew

Advisor: sir what are you doing

Trump: practicing in case the space force let’s me sit in one of their x-wings

T̞͋͋Ŕ̷̸̨̹Ǘ͖̟͗MͣP̧̮̘:̏ ̫̻̝̓͝P͡͏̗R͕͚̯̹͊Ąͭ҉̢̂Ć̵̪T̀́͞͞I͘C̹͏̰I̖ͪ͑NͨG̹ ͚̄Ḭ͚́ͪ͋N̨͢ ̇

C͉̕͢A̭Sͦ͋̆͘E̵̛ ͒̿ͥ͘T͡҉ͯ҉Ḩ̴̧̠͠Ė̛҉ ͍̍ͧS̺̅P̖͖̳͗A͔͂̏́C̀Ȩ̹͕ ̧̋̑̋F͙̗̈̄O̾͢R̰̹̓C̡ͥ́͞E̹̓ ̛̮̀̆L̬̼ĖT̡̨̜’̼͘S̡̑̏ ̈́҉M̸̼̃̐E͘ ͓͉̒͜͝SΙ̸̡̛͉I̫Ι̵̽̌T̈́̈ ̵̩̜̍͘

I̋͊ͣ̕͞Ṉ̸̡ͧ͒ ̭Ō̄͘͡N̸̮̙ͩE̯͌͝ ̛͈ͯ́͠O̷F̣҉́ ̷́̋͝T̸̝̠̈̕HͭĘ̰́͏̾I̶̗̓ͪ͏Ŗ̪ͩ̈́́ ͏ͮ͝X̖̦̬̉͞-̻ͤ͟͞Ẉ̢I̕N̠̦̊G̲Ṣͤ́̊Ι ̛


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