Trump: I want $5 billion for my border wall

Mexico: don’t look at me

House of representatives: don’t look at me either

Budget office: we can offer $1.5 billion and-

Trump: if I can’t get what I want then nobody gets anything *shuts down the government*

“I’ll hold my breathe till I get my way”

Brilliant idea, how’d you like to be my next chief of staff

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