Regular

Trump: China is robbing us blind in soybean trade, so I’m gonna slap some tariffs on them

China: that’s cool, we just won’t buy any more soybeans from you guys

Trump: You do that

Farmers, staring at silos of soybeans: wait a second, this isn’t good for us

Trump: ok let me work something out. Hey China

China: what’s up?

Trump: you guys should buy some soybeans from us again

China: ok but with those extra tariffs we’re only gonna buy ¼ of what we were buying before because they’re expensive now

Trump: Deal. HEY FARMERS! CHECK IT OUT! THE WORLDS GREATEST NEGOTIATOR GOT CHINA TO BUY YOUR SOYBEANS AGAIN!! TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING YET?

Farmers, with ¾ of their soybeans rotting away: um

Leave a Reply