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anxious-pillowtalk:

donald-trump-official:

Advisor: alright sir, I’ve typed up a list of topics to address during your national emergency decleration speech. I think it’s important we stress a quick and rapid response while framing it as a necessary relief to this problem

Trump: got it

Trump, during the speech: i didn’t really have to do this, but after two months of trying to find other ways to build the wall this is pretty much all I got left

Advisor:

Everyone looks like someone just told a dad joke.

A dad joke about North Korea, nukes, and Charlottesville, told in front of the entire United Nations

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