Trump: I am proud to announce the start of the United States Space Force, which is working tirelessly to ensure America is protected from the ground all the way into the outer reaches of space.

*meanwhile, at the pentagon*

Some guy at a desk who is the general of “space force command”: so, like… should we talk to Boeing about designing an X-wing?

The guy sitting next to him: ehhh, we’ll get started after this game of Fortnite

The first guy: if that’s the case I got next

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