Trump: oh, hey, John? Before you leave could you do me a favor? I got a new set of clubs and I want to use them next weekend, could you take them with you?
Air Force general: umm, sir, we’re actually not going to Mar A-
Trump: I can set you up with a room by the time you’re on your flight, no problem
General: sir, really, we shou-
Trump: look, I’ll comp all your meals if you just put them in my bedroom