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donald-trump-official:

Nobody has said anything about alligators, they’re not even from America. You’re fake news

dangermousejerry:

Will it only be crocodiles or are there going to be alligators as well

donald-trump-official:

Don’t worry, we will only use American crocodiles who have been properly and throughly vetted and can legally work in the United States

xermaster123:

How can we be sure immigrant crocodiles don’t get over and blend with the patriodiles?

donald-trump-official:

Ok so we’ve got the wall. Big, beautiful, safe for everybody. And people keep saying, “but what if they go over it” and I get that. There’s a chance- a very, very, small, almost nonexistent chance that someone could climb the wall. So one day I said, “hey? What if we just put crocodiles on our side of the wall? Just in case, you know?” and everybody looked at me like I was crazy- not, like, the bad kind of crazy, but the “he just had a really good thought” kind of crazy, and all I said was- we just need to dig ourselves a trench and fill it with alligators, so if anyone gets over they won’t make it far. And my guys- great people, by the way, perfect all day every day- my guys are actually looking into it. We’re really looking into it and believe me, it’s a serious option. A very serious option. Not nearly as expensive as you’d think, too. Most of the time the crocodiles don’t even have to be moved that far from their homes

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