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Did he actually tweet the military strategy for Iran?It’s damn near impossible to differentiate between reality and satire now a days
You spell to well to be an official mouthpiece for Donald J. Trump 😂*two well
ok but if this is real- why tumblr of all places?????Because I always come in the places you least expect, just ask Stormy she
What crimes are they impeaching trump for? I’m really out of the loop and I haven’t heard of any evidence or crimes that he is getting impeached for.Abuse of power and obstruction of congress. The House of Representatives is expected to vot…
I’ve been a fan of your blog for awhile but if you insist on making it political I’m going to have to take my business elsewhere!
Please, Mr. President. Why did you call Rick Perry a cummer???It’s the new Q term for “deep state”
Buckle up, retard. You still have another five years of meme making. This guy is an eight year POTUS.On a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt knowing Donald trump will be the third president in US history to be impeached?
So I was spending time with my fiance. We were having lunch and we started talking about Trump’s impeachment hearings. Anyway, we decided that it would be cool to watch some YouTube clips about it. So he gave me his phone and I opened up the app. I was ready to search for clips when his search history came up. “Talcum powder fart prank”. My heart sank. And I’ve noticed that my baby powder has been running out a lot quicker than usual. I don’t know what to do.
Sue him for $130,000 and make him sign a non-disclosure agreement
mr president what is your stance on dogs being able to voteCanines, or dogs as I like to call them, should absolutely be able to vote. And if they vote for me they should get a treat, and if they vote for Joe Biden they should get investigated for vote…
If this is real: Fuck you and your presidency. It’s been a waste. If not real: Hey man, congrats on the blogIt is the year two thousand and nineteen, I have ran this blog for over 4 years, and people still don’t know whether or not I’m Donald Tru…
How many followers do u have? 😂Three million less than Hillary Clinton
Get impeached as a prank.Nancy Pelosi is actually a very well disguised Ashton Kutcher who will call me into the house for a “testimony” that will actually be the big reveal and me and MTV’s approval ratings will go through the roof
You’ve really snapped. I love it.You do realize the big red button is next to my computer, right? RIGHT?!?
Are you verified?I’m the president, I don’t have to be verified to do anything. In fact, later tonight I’m going solo skydiving and I’ve never been verified to do that. How hard can it be? All you have to do is pull a cord
How are Ivanka and Tiffany?Who?
Either you’re cheating on melania with your secretary melina, or you mispelled her name.
I’m not breaking character
Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of life? You’re the smartest person ever, so I neeeeed you to grace me with your opinion.
The meaning of life is being on the 13th green at the beautiful Trump Mar A Lago™ golf Resort, with the sun beating down while your investor calls you to let you know your latest loan of $200 million has been approved. The perfect 10 on your lap laughs as you tell her that we can head out to pick out that new lambo you promised her last week. Meanwhile, the stock market has hit another all time high because of the new round of tariffs. America is great again
are you actually trump? asking for a friendTell your friend to meet me out front of the White House in 5 minutes so I can take him to Area 51 and show him Ed the Alien
Trump isn’t charging tariffs on Mexico and China. He’s imposing tariffs on the companies that bring goods to America from those places.And to compensate for tariffs like the ones on Mexican imports, the companies have to raise prices on the…