Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of life? You’re the smartest person ever, so I neeeeed you to grace me with your opinion.
The meaning of life is being on the 13th green at the beautiful Trump Mar A Lago™ golf Resort, with the sun beating down while your investor calls you to let you know your latest loan of $200 million has been approved. The perfect 10 on your lap laughs as you tell her that we can head out to pick out that new lambo you promised her last week. Meanwhile, the stock market has hit another all time high because of the new round of tariffs. America is great again