mr president what is your stance on dogs being…


mr president what is your stance on dogs being able to voteCanines, or dogs as I like to call them, should absolutely be able to vote. And if they vote for me they should get a treat, and if they vote for Joe Biden they should get investigated for vote…

If this is real: Fuck you and your presidency….


If this is real: Fuck you and your presidency. It’s been a waste. If not real: Hey man, congrats on the blogIt is the year two thousand and nineteen, I have ran this blog for over 4 years, and people still don’t know whether or not I’m Donald Tru…

Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of li…


Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of life? You’re the smartest person ever, so I neeeeed you to grace me with your opinion.

The meaning of life is being on the 13th green at the beautiful Trump Mar A Lago™ golf Resort, with the sun beating down while your investor calls you to let you know your latest loan of $200 million has been approved. The perfect 10 on your lap laughs as you tell her that we can head out to pick out that new lambo you promised her last week. Meanwhile, the stock market has hit another all time high because of the new round of tariffs. America is great again

Trump isn’t charging tariffs on Mexico a…


Trump isn’t charging tariffs on Mexico and China. He’s imposing tariffs on the companies that bring goods to America from those places.And to compensate for tariffs like the ones on Mexican imports, the companies have to raise prices on the…