Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of li…


Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of life? You’re the smartest person ever, so I neeeeed you to grace me with your opinion.

The meaning of life is being on the 13th green at the beautiful Trump Mar A Lago™ golf Resort, with the sun beating down while your investor calls you to let you know your latest loan of $200 million has been approved. The perfect 10 on your lap laughs as you tell her that we can head out to pick out that new lambo you promised her last week. Meanwhile, the stock market has hit another all time high because of the new round of tariffs. America is great again

If airplanes are to complex to fly now, i gues…


If airplanes are to complex to fly now, i guess you’ll get to international meetings by boat. Or would you make them come to you?

Area 51 has a teleportation device in the works so I’m not too worried about it. As soon as that’s ready to go I won’t ever need to use Air Force one again

Trump isn’t charging tariffs on Mexico a…


Trump isn’t charging tariffs on Mexico and China. He’s imposing tariffs on the companies that bring goods to America from those places.And to compensate for tariffs like the ones on Mexican imports, the companies have to raise prices on the…