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who hates the demcrite socailist party besides meYour asking me? a proud member of the anti-demcrit socailist party??? Cant you tell by our bad grammer and spelling that we hbae a common clause!
What’s next on the distract us from your impeachment list Mr. President? Asking for a friend
Hang on lemme check *calls area 51* hey, it’s the president, I’m gonna need that alien again for a couple hours… ok cool, thanks *hangs up* *calls Sean hannity*
Did he actually tweet the military strategy for Iran?It’s damn near impossible to differentiate between reality and satire now a days
You spell to well to be an official mouthpiece for Donald J. Trump 😂*two well
ok but if this is real- why tumblr of all places?????Because I always come in the places you least expect, just ask Stormy she
What crimes are they impeaching trump for? I’m really out of the loop and I haven’t heard of any evidence or crimes that he is getting impeached for.Abuse of power and obstruction of congress. The House of Representatives is expected to vot…
I’ve been a fan of your blog for awhile but if you insist on making it political I’m going to have to take my business elsewhere!
Please, Mr. President. Why did you call Rick Perry a cummer???It’s the new Q term for “deep state”
Buckle up, retard. You still have another five years of meme making. This guy is an eight year POTUS.On a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt knowing Donald trump will be the third president in US history to be impeached?
So I was spending time with my fiance. We were having lunch and we started talking about Trump’s impeachment hearings. Anyway, we decided that it would be cool to watch some YouTube clips about it. So he gave me his phone and I opened up the app. I was ready to search for clips when his search history came up. “Talcum powder fart prank”. My heart sank. And I’ve noticed that my baby powder has been running out a lot quicker than usual. I don’t know what to do.
Sue him for $130,000 and make him sign a non-disclosure agreement
Daddy?Ivanka I already told you, only call me that after 9
mr president when we invade the french what are we going to do about their harsh stance against programmed obsolescence?Look, programmed obesity is one of my biggest concerns. We can’t allow people to just program other people, that’s wrong. And we’re …
mr president what is your stance on dogs being able to voteCanines, or dogs as I like to call them, should absolutely be able to vote. And if they vote for me they should get a treat, and if they vote for Joe Biden they should get investigated for vote…
If this is real: Fuck you and your presidency. It’s been a waste. If not real: Hey man, congrats on the blogIt is the year two thousand and nineteen, I have ran this blog for over 4 years, and people still don’t know whether or not I’m Donald Tru…
How many followers do u have? 😂Three million less than Hillary Clinton
Any plans for this blog the day you are not president sir?The day Donald trump is no longer president is the day I can finally stop posting to this god forsaken blog
I swear facebook is selling Trump our information. I joked a couple days ago about every state getting a wall and here’s this shit
The FBI agent I assigned to you did his job well
Get impeached as a prank.Nancy Pelosi is actually a very well disguised Ashton Kutcher who will call me into the house for a “testimony” that will actually be the big reveal and me and MTV’s approval ratings will go through the roof
You’ve really snapped. I love it.You do realize the big red button is next to my computer, right? RIGHT?!?