So I was spending time with my fiance. We were having lunch and we started talking about Trump’s impeachment hearings. Anyway, we decided that it would be cool to watch some YouTube clips about it. So he gave me his phone and I opened up the app. I was ready to search for clips when his search history came up. “Talcum powder fart prank”. My heart sank. And I’ve noticed that my baby powder has been running out a lot quicker than usual. I don’t know what to do.
Sue him for $130,000 and make him sign a non-disclosure agreement