(if Superman were a humongous asshole).
“To Thine Own Boof Be True”
Republicans: oh no we don’t want to rush the vote on the black guys’ Supreme Court pick. It’s too close to an election and we don’t wanna risk messing with it Republicans, two years later: HURRY UP AND PUSH THROUGH TRUMPS PICK BEFORE THE MIDTERMS C’MON…
Look at the bright side Brett: I’ve had 19 women accuse me of either sexual harassment or sexual assault and I’m still here. 19 is much larger than 4!
Let’s hope all these congressional Republicans refuse to believe the testimony of Mrs. Ford because otherwise I would have to appoint another judge who can save my ass from the mueller investigation and that’s easier said than done!
Trump: Michael Avenatti does nothing but come up with fake stories and false accusations about me Michael Cohen: ok good now tell this to the judge at my court hearing
I’ve been telling people for years that the entire world is laughing at America and all I had to do is give one speech to prove myself correct
Gas for Air Force One: $35,000Brand new suit: $300Secret service detail: $50,000Being laughed at by literally the entire world: priceless
Always Be Voting.