Mr. President Trump, what is the meaning of life? You’re the smartest person ever, so I neeeeed you to grace me with your opinion.
The meaning of life is being on the 13th green at the beautiful Trump Mar A Lago™ golf Resort, with the sun beating down while your investor calls you to let you know your latest loan of $200 million has been approved. The perfect 10 on your lap laughs as you tell her that we can head out to pick out that new lambo you promised her last week. Meanwhile, the stock market has hit another all time high because of the new round of tariffs. America is great again
I am SO EXONERATED and SO CLEARED from any wrongdoing w/ mueller report, taxes, obstruction of justice, etc, that I don’t need to turn over the evidence because it would be too risky for everyone who read it. Nobody can handle that much exoneration, be…
Republicans: banning guns doesn’t work, people will always be able to get guns Also republicans: banning abortions is the best way to prevent them
If history has taught us anything, it’s that criminalizing certain things like drugs or murder leads to a 100% prevention of drug use and murder. In other news the Alabama senate just voted to criminalize abortion in an attempt to prevent 100% of abort…
are you actually trump? asking for a friendTell your friend to meet me out front of the White House in 5 minutes so I can take him to Area 51 and show him Ed the Alien
Nothing screams “I’m not racist” like degrading and slandering illegal immigrants so that shooting them on site is considered “pest control“ and not a crime against humanity. NOT RACIST, JUST PATRIOTIC! I love America!
The art of the con 1) Convince people that losing over $1 billion is actually WINNING 2)
Trump: *loses over $1 billion*Trump: *writes off his losses on his taxes*Trump supporters: trump is a business genius because he found a way to not pay taxes!!
Keep distracting the MAGAts, Donald…