mr president when we invade the french what ar…


mr president when we invade the french what are we going to do about their harsh stance against programmed obsolescence?Look, programmed obesity is one of my biggest concerns. We can’t allow people to just program other people, that’s wrong. And we’re …

mr president what is your stance on dogs being…


mr president what is your stance on dogs being able to voteCanines, or dogs as I like to call them, should absolutely be able to vote. And if they vote for me they should get a treat, and if they vote for Joe Biden they should get investigated for vote…

Mr trump we are coming soon for the kickback I…


Mr trump we are coming soon for the kickback Imran khan the selected PM of Pakistan by you.I SWEAR TO GOD if some Pakistani government official was trying to get ahold of the president of the United States to let him know his kickback was available and…

If this is real: Fuck you and your presidency….


If this is real: Fuck you and your presidency. It’s been a waste. If not real: Hey man, congrats on the blogIt is the year two thousand and nineteen, I have ran this blog for over 4 years, and people still don’t know whether or not I’m Donald Tru…